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The Offside Rule - Explained for Women
You're in a shoe shop, second in the line for the sales register.
Behind
the shop assistant on the display is a pair of shoes which you
have seen and
which you absolutely must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is
eyeing them
with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if
you had no
money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the register, waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the
shop and
sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper
and buy the shoes.
In a pinch, she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper
and, while
it is in flight you could slip around the other shopper, catch the
purse and
buy the shoes.
Always remember that until the purse has actually been thrown, it
would be
just plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
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