PARENTAL BEHAVIOR GUIDELINES      

• It is most important that the parents set the tone for appropriate behavior during the season for their playing offspring. 
• Pants shall be worn high enough so as not to show underwear or restrict leg movement. Shirts and blouses should not be pulled off after a goal is scored.      
• Jewelry is allowed to be worn in the stands, but only if tasteful and does not present a danger to the person sitting next to you.      
• Your seating area should be policed for trash after a game; food fights with the other team’s parents are prohibited while at the game site.      
• Only those persons, who achieved a 95% or above on the yearly referee test, may yell at a referee. Only those persons with an IQ of less than 50 may yell at a coach.      
• You do not need to genuflect in the presence of a coach; a curtsey or slight bow is all that is necessary.      
• There shall be no foul language, showing the bird, peacocking, goosing, flighty comments or ruffling of feathers during games.      
• At no time shall derogatory comments be made towards or about the opposition players or parents. In this part of the country, they may be a relative.      
• The length and height of a long ball that goes directly to the opposition should not be complimented by "oohs" and "aahs;" however, the deft pull back with the sole of the foot or a 1-2 combo certainly deserve fan adoration and praise.      
• And last, but not least, the parents are mandated to have some fun this season--even in the worst of times. The players will, unless the parents embarrass them.